A "Joke of the Day" About Lawyers!

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After some serious posts, maybe it is time for......A "Joke of the Day" about lawyers!  The following joke was told to one of my sons last week by his law professor!

Question:  What do you have with 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?

Answer:  Not enough sand!

I hope your weekend is going great and that you are not up to your neck in sand!

Criminal Law "Joke of the Day"

We criminal attorneys have been far too serious for far too long in this blog about white collar crime in Georgia! So...don't you agree that it is high time for a ..."joke of the day!?"

The story goes that two people, a priest and a criminal lawyer, had died and were approaching the Pearly Gates together. They each identified themselves to St. Peter, who agreed, in turn, to take them to their assigned Heavenly accomodations. He took the priest to a humble house, but then he showed the criminal attorney a beautiful mansion. The priest was flabbergasted! He asked St. Peter, "Tell me, why does this money-grubbing, underhanded criminal lawyer get to live in this mansion, while I, a priest, who has helped the poor and the sick, am assigned a humble house?"

"Well," replied St. Peter, "We get preachers and priests here all the time, but this is the first criminal lawyer we have ever had!" Have a great day!

Criminal Law "Joke of the Day:" "Old Lawyers Never Die...."

Perhaps we have been much too serious in this blog lately. So, now, it's time for a ..."Joke of the Day!"

Did you hear that old lawyers never die? They simply lose their appeal!

Okay, that old joke was pretty bad! I suppose at least now you will be ready to get back to some more serious criminal law and criminal lawyer stuff!

"Joke of the Day:" Police Officers, Death and Doughnuts!

White collar crime is a very serious topic. Maybe it's time for a blog entry that's not so serious! Do you like a good joke? Well, there are countless jokes about lawyers out there!

For example: What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?.......................... A good start!

And here's another old one, but a good one, about police officers! How can you tell when a cop is dead?................................The doughnut falls out of his mouth!

Have you heard any good, (clean), jokes about lawyers or police officers lately?!

Joke of the Day--The Bank Robbery Sentencing

The story is told of a bank robber who once stood before a tough, hanging judge for sentencing. The judge announced, "I sentence you to serve 70 years in prison."
The bank robber said, "But judge, I don't think I can make 70 years."
And the judge replied, "Well, just make it the best you can!"